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the only car anyone should ever drive image

(Source: iceboats, via thesassycat)

In the delivery room


mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via 0riginal)


today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

(Source: metaknighty, via nanifo)


it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week

(via haileybookky)


when your friends do something cool without youimage

(via too-rad-to-function)